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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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    I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.

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    If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.

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    If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a

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    Problem solved

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      Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails

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        Thanks Mr Dinosaur man!

      • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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        Where is @[email protected] when you need him?

        • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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          Always kept short and clean

    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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      When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌

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      The perfect hand doesn’t ex-

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      No.

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.

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      Melatonin is what makes people sleep

      You’re thinking of melinoma

      • asbestos@lemmy.world
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        Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
        You’re thinking of melancholy

        • ScrollerBall@lemmy.world
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          Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

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            Melania is what turns people orange. You’re thinking of mitochondria

            • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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              Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, you’re thinking of Mephistopheles

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                Mephistopheles is Hell’s Messenger, you’re thinking of malaria

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              Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell.

              You’re thinking of The Moops.

              • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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                Guys clearly you’re all thinking of the pasta sauce, Marijuana

        • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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          Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.

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        This isnt reddit: melanin

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          This isn’t reddit: malicious

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    Mom turned me onto corn husker’s oil. Figured since we shared genes, and it worked for her, might as well. Shit is the bomb. Tiny dab’ll do ya, doesn’t leave your hands greasy, dries fast, works fast, cheap, all that.

    My fingertips split in cold and dry air. Apparently I got a weird gene from great grandma, never met another person with the problem. Tiny crack across the tip, skin dies and turns hard, splits deeper, rinse and repeat. And the pain is stunning, like having an infected splinter stuck in your fingertip. Got that shit this year working outside in February and into March. Only took a few nights of using corn husker’s oil, GTG.

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      My Grannie told me to lotion up and wear rubber gloves while sleeping to help my dry hands. I only did once, but I am now adamant about keeping my hands moisturized and covered during the winter work weeks. My job is messy so I don’t mind at all.

      I will keep that oil in mind if it ever gets out of hand again.

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    Why did I get in this thread 😨

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    Stop eating your cuticles, lol

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      Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

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    Moisturizer

    Get a brand called Cetaphil and use it on your hands every day or whenever they dry out.

    I’ve worked in construction and I like working as a mechanic in my own vehicles … it means my bare hands get exposed to a lot of dirt, sand, mud, metal, oil and chemicals … which means I have to wash with lots of soap and chemicals. In the winter it’s worse in the dry cold air.

    So my hands get dry chapped and even cracked and start bleeding. My skin is so cracked and broken now that I can no longer use my finger print ID on my phone. I’ve tried resetting it multiple times but a new crack forms and then no longer works again.

    For years I put up with it and pretended I was a man that didn’t need help … but I got sick and tired of it and started using moisturizer and I really don’t care what anyone says about it.

    I still get dry cracked skin but not as often and not as severe.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      Pain relief O’Keefes. Stuff is miracles.

      Am electrician, I carve my hands up all the time.

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        I swear by O’Keefes “working hands”

        It’s one of the few moisturisers that doesn’t leave my hands feeling greasy

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        I tried a bunch of them including O’Keefes but I’m allergic to something and I’ve had the skin on my hands break out in blisters. I can abuse them with motor oil and auto chemicals but if some weird skin lotion ingredient gets into a crack in my skin, my skin literally just starts to break down for some reason.

        Cetaphil is the only one I’ve found that doesn’t have any weird ingredients … it was recommended by the dermatologist that treated me during a really bad break out. Haven’t had a problem since.

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    No.

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    All my life

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      I’ve been searching for something

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      I prayed for a cuticle

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    Your hands are dry. Use moisturizer. Or lather your hands in Vaseline before bed and sleep with cotton gloves. You will have a new set of hands in the morning.

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    POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

    • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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      Your hands look like my hands. Have you been complimented on your lunula?

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      Not to shame, but uh, what, uh… what exactly were you doing right before taking that picture?

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      Great, now there are hands fetishists too?!

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        How is that in any way shocking?

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        Show fingers

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          Post palms

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            Palm pre

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    How did y’all get a picture of my hand after a couple weeks of biting my fingernails?

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