Just a man who hates a fish.
Just a man who hates a fish.
Print them out on computer paper and staple your own!
Why the fuck isn’t it called Raspberry Jam?!
The documentary film “Zootopia”
True happiness comes from receiving 8 chicken nuggets in your 6-pack.
I unplugged the monitors from the wall and wrapped a single hair-width strand of copper wire around the positive and negative terminals, and put the plug pins just barely back in the socket so it looked loose.
When the person investigating the faulty monitor pushed the plug in, the copper would evaporate in a bright flash.
Later that night I would dumpster-dive behind the computer lab at the school for the thrown-out, ‘faulty’ monitor. That’s how I got my first 17" CRT monitor for gaming on Counterstrike.
Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.
But the fruit, it hangs so, so low!
I understand several of those words.
The year is 2045. My grandson runs up to me with a handful of black cords
“Poppy, you know computers, right? I need to connect my Jongo 64k display, but it has CFONG-K6 port, and my Pimble box only has a Holoweave port, have you got an adapter?”
Sadly I sift through the strange cords without a shred of recognition. Truly my time on this mortal coil is coming to a wrap
Plutonium can be on the periodic table but we do not grant it the rank of element.
I think Gabby is one of Ewen Cameron’s experiments
Proles don’t harm proles
Save your potential jail time for the billionaires and landlords
Case closed, thanks Holmes
Do you want to play with uncle SmokeyDope while you take a baaath?
That sentence gave me chills, but still, well done!
I really love journey to the centre of the earth.