Not sure but alligators definitely seems to be involved

Punishment for an adult man doing this: Prison

Punishment for a 13 year old by doing this: Publish his browsing and search history in the school newsletter.

Imperators riding the war rig to battle, c2075 (colourised)

1.8/10 on IMDB

My penis disappears into your mum all year round

He envies the bowel movement you’re probably having while reading this meme.

We are their vampires.

The perfect boyfriend doesn’t exi-

Captions:

Me

Also me

Milk

First time I changed the oil iny car, aged about 17, I put in about 10L then got fed up because it still wasn’t filling up all the way to the fill cap.

Ah, red falcon, I don’t miss you.

What kind of maniac takes another man’s milk hostage?

Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

laughs in Western Australian

For you, it was a life-altering event. For them, it was Tuesday

Hand the curse down to some other sucker

“My own worst nightmare”

(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)

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