It makes no sense to be afraid of clowns. It’s like being afraid of shoes. All your fear doesn’t stop them from being under your bed right now.

Idiots get clicks and clicks make line go up

I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

I’m not eligible to use my lungs because the gas diffusion physics at work are baffling to me.

You are now breathing manually

It does now

I run a yet-to-be-accredited diploma for a degree in applied horse reiki if anyone wants. My course syllabus is just one sentence long:

1. Don’t approach the horse from behind.

All degrees are issued under a pseudonym so as to stay off the radar of the Horse Reiki Mafia.

They evolved to be small so they cold more easily fit into the actuator gauntlets that controlled the Gundam.

Will they run in WINE?

We know they probably weren’t just speedboat enthusiasts but blowing the boat up sets a precedent for extrajudicial killing without first establishing guilt.

Of course, this had nothing to do with justice, it was only about sending a very visual message to the other cartels that only US backed cartels are allowed.

His neck just did that.

You know what else causes a lot of damage? Getting shot in your facist neck.

How did this get approved by the ethics board? Direct experimentation on unwitting human subjects without their informed consent?!

Wikipedia editors already 'was’ed all his 'is’s 😂

Earth cuisine

Who eats Lokum then? The red and white cubes, I mean?

Yes but it’s $50m worth of card stock and rattle cans.

“I’m sorry hun, but in his defence, it’s a really great doggo.”

*100 yrs

Well you made a choice. Either you knew you could make the payments for the price range you bought into, or you didn’t read the repayments figures on any of the documents the bank sent you and made a massive decision uninformed.

I pay 20% more for my mortgage than I did on my rent, but the house is also better, I can easily afford it, and I made that choice willingly and I’m happy with that arrangement.