Solution: play through two mirrors

It helps to be a liquid

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I could pet 3 isopods

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

New atoms, same old bullshit

Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.