Prehensile_cloaca

Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

She reserves #8 for high holy days

“And that’s why I have to decline your full Catholic mass wedding, sorry.”

Jean Valjean?

*was avoidable, by taking steps 25-40 years ago. Boomers took us right over the edge of any cliff they could find, again and again.

The safe word is “pop tart”

Boomers absolutely voted for the current reality. They also made sure to pull up every ladder they used to gain advantages.

I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.

Republicans are the enemy of anyone outside of the billionaire class. They have persisted by duping the dumbest and least discerning for decades, aided by the machinery of religion, which inherently removes the ability to parse facts from fiction.

Republicans are a threat to America.

This is the answer, right here.

Time trap was awesome. The scene when they realize the flickering lights are time passing and then they poke their heads out of the cave to see a complete departure of the old world.

The end got a lil weird tho.

Nonetheless it’s a movie that will stick with you for a few days of conceptualizing.

*Time Trap was directed by Ben Foster, which I just discovered. It’s also streaming for free (w ads of course) on YouTube.

Takes his liquor neat too

Linda McMahon is a fucking witless ghoul.

“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

Especially if wind power becomes a viable alternative (again?)

https://cinea.ec.europa.eu/news-events/news/new-wind-powered-cargo-ship-sets-sail-2023-08-22_en

Cue the airlines come with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”

Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.

This is the dude that rolled up after she sang that dirge

Those cracks are called skin fissures.

I could take the one on the fake boulder

Polar bears have black skin. Polar bears are black bears.