I would prefer the USPS bring back basic banking at their branches.

If they’re going to add anything, add Internet as a Service, since it’s an essential utility for modern living.

Jesus would call his Dad for some Old Testament action

With a Buick

If Eric Adams is speaking, he’s lying

Typical Applebee’s experience

The Incredibles came out twenty years ago?

No reason to leave out the school administrators who willfully stuck their heads in the sand

Or something else

20 thousand million dollars is an incomprehensible number. Let alone to profit for healthcare.

A functional government would have regulated the entire industry into something reasonable and sustainable decades ago.

So throw her off the bench for gross incompetence and failure to perform her sworn duties. Simple.

Remarkably cogent response

I think I’d prefer to be that 400 year old Greenland shark. Just moseying around the ocean, lurkin in the dark, senile as shit.

The new Outlook is fucking awful.

How did they fuck up email? Just put them all on the left and let me read and move them in the fewest clicks possible.

Entropy is a helluva drug

Nah, we should be hauling insurance and healthcare executives out into the streets for creating this dystopian situation so they could make their quarterly bonuses for a couple decades.

It’s just the dormant Confederacy virus reappearing because host conditions have deteriorated

Texas has been GOP governed for 28 years; this is absolutely what they want.

Companies headquartered in Texas should be boycotted.

Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy

[Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick suggests he, other seniors willing to die to get economy going again.

“Those of us who are 70 plus, we’ll take care of ourselves. But don’t sacrifice the country,” Patrick told Tucker Carlson.]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick-suggests-he-other-seniors-willing-n1167341

“Grandma and Grandpa have to die for the economy.” -Texas