I know someone who was working on the Teams codebase. Even they don’t like using Teams (it wouldn’t open properly on Ubuntu for some reason).

Imagine breaking down while fishing, raising your engine, and setting up a distress call and being excited to see an American vessel approaching to help.

It then stops, trains its guns on you, and fires explosive shells.

Got in 4.21 seconds, my ceiling caved in because a helicopter dropped a pallet of money onto my house

After paying for repairs of the roof the money is gone

Fickle pigeon!

Weirdly enough, only Debian has the most “OSy” logo of the six:

Why a devil for BSD? Why a pufferfish for BSD?

It feels like I’m looking at different IBM OS/2 patch disks and Debian is like “This is the one where we made it not crash”

An important question for science, what Linux distro are you currently on?

And if not Linux, what OS do you use?

Brings microphone uncomfortably close

I laughed at loud at the “ARSE” reversal

It’s such low hanging fruit omg

My mentor always said: “If you are the smartest person in the room, you need to find another room”

I always remembered that

Also: You described Plato’s Philosopher King

Black cat, best cat

I had one

Best :)

I lived and breathed Morrowind.

But I’ve got optimistic insane news for you all

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

I’m playing a game called Kenshi and it feels like it’s 2003!

I’m at the verge of tears. Chase that gaming high, YOU’LL FIND IT!!!

I had a bunch of Trek Nerds living near me it seems:

Enterprise-D

Borg Cube

Deep Space Nine

Federation Satelite or something

It was wild

Looks like there’s some other Factor X (in orange) not accounted for in the data.

Y’know, like, rich parents, stable household, access to resources, and opportunities, etc

You probably have ADHD, OP

Oh man, what a headache, it feels like I just got shot in the head a bunch of times and then thrown off a cliff.

What were we arguing about?

All that vitriol and he decides to censor the word shit?

Wow color me impressed

Oh you fucker, you put the bullseye on Italy which has my favorite cuisine and are forcing me to choose which part!

You have uh… that’s the best summary I’ve ever seen.

You are absolutely correct.

I personally can, but that’s because my empathetic response is unusually overblown.

My failure as a benevolent dictator would actually be becoming too detached from ordinary problems, so I’d need to have consistent town hall meetings where ordinary people could redress grievances, petition for aid and so on.

At that point it goes back to being a normal government, since the (un)elected official is trying their best to do the people’s bidding while remaining accountable.

Arguably starting with TNG’s Encounter at Farpoint is a good place

I used a flip/dumbphone for most of my teenage and high school years.

It’s like asking what would make me go back to having a DOS computer and playing Wolf3D after being in full body virtual reality with Half Life Alyx.

I know; I’m just fishing out counter-examples and counter-arguments.