i would like to thank rhafidd for inventing the wheel

yes but the doctor told me i should stop

until someone sets up a continous loop where it spews carbon into a sealed chamber which is captured, and then emitted again.

the one vaguely sensible use case is as portable fuel, but then it raises questions such as “why do we still have combustion cars” and “don’t cars actually kinda suck? shouldn’t we be running more trains instead?”

now now, it’s not necessarily malicious, it can just be extreme incompetence.

then you bring them to the surface and they explode into a pile of gelatin

i think they might have pissed in some beds

iirc flies vomit onto things to break it down then they slurp up the jungle juice, so i’m guessing fruit flies just eat whatever is liquid enough and don’t bother vomiting?

and we have genetic evidence of an individual that was a smooth 50% neanderthal and 50% denisovan, it’s either just an innate trait in hominids/primates, or all animals will just default to horni when able.

honestly i feel like an even more fey curse would be always ending up only slightly to the left of where you intended, cursed to never enter a doorway successfully.

i suppose insects are entomonolingual

if our heads don’t slot together like lego pieces the relationship isn’t going to work out

i wonder what might have caused him to become single?

The northern lights, at this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within Seymour’s kitchen.

garant-y

ping

does he? i was under the impression that linus considers it just as stupid as everybody else and its existence is somewhat unsettlingly like a separate organism that lives in our collective brain activity…

this is a very childish way to react, you ok?

yeah that’s honestly pretty close to how i feel god must be if he’s real, why would he consider us anything other than entertainment? why would he care particularly much about us?

honestly when you read the bible god is pretty relatable, he’s kinda just proud of having literally created everything (including evil, isaiah 45:7) and wants to be worshipped for it, and gets angry when you don’t worship him for having literally created everything by himself.
It all makes more sense when you drop the idea that god is arbitrarily perfect and good.

I can’t say i’d do better with absolute power of creation and having to literally create the concept of existence on my own. If we’re created in the image of god then frankly it’s a wonder we’re as friendly as we are.

lol “city folks” isn’t a thing anymore dude, everyone is city folks nowadays. Living in the suburbs doesn’t make you a worldly farmer.