chainmail pockets

feels like this was moments before headbutt

blood bagel

salted noodle water? well look at mr. fucking gourmet over here, sheesh

sadly i’m just a

tbf i’d imagine a lot of people still have wifi 4

that’s where the workouts enter the picture

i want to outlive the last fascist

iirc deep rock galactic specifically lets you kick people with the message “oops, this was meant to be a private lobby”, which is quite funny

“haha jokes on you i was only pretending to be annoying!”

a shot glass

it’s basically just a fancy way of saying “hey god could i maybe not die in the near future?”

bakes it in a kiln, making it durable and waterproof

The ghosts of our ancestors:

i’m here today to announce that i’m jogging for mayor

this is such a violently alcoholic statement

i mean, same

he was killed

we do have a solution, it’s called treating people like people and telling them to fuck off when they misbehave, and if moderators don’t stop misbehaving then you move.

i feel like every time people complain about things being bad and oh so difficult to solve there’s a blitheringly obvious social solution that has been used for millions of years that is for some reason being ignored

there is a decentralized reddit clone, it’s called lemmy lmao

being decentralized doesn’t mean you have no moderation

cloning is pretty simple: you end up in both places. there’s no magical continuity of experience, both clones are equal and will 100% feel like the original and have equally valid claims to such, and to a third observer it would basically just look like two very confused identical twins who share their memories before the cloning.
You obviously wouldn’t end up with a single conscience experiencing both points of view at once, lmao.

it’s just like copying data on a computer, it’s all the same data so it’s nonsensical to call any copy the “original”.