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Not having ants up your ass bad?

Not stupid if it works.

First thing that came to mind is the sound when all those butcheeks separate from those chairs at the same time when the class is dismissed.

Yeah, brain not wired to notice that particular spot.

Nazi trains a nazi “speak & spell”

Whoopty fucking do.

Boycott everything the fucker is involved with and maybe world will some day be a better place.

What is this strange aluen comment and what is it doing in my internez.

Tofu-shrimp wok

Quite sure there is PFAS that will some day make us all sterile. Humanity will go with a whimper. Last being small lab grown authoritarian societies.

He left because he was sick of Schrödinger talking about his cats and Feynman bragging about his endless escapades with women.

Only time I’ve been close to road rage was when a Mercedes CL had a really bright LED strobe light installed inside it’s front grill and he activating it, if somebody was in his way.

It wasn’t a cop or other emergency vehicle. Just an asshole.

I was lucky to be in front of him for 15 minutes when traffic got compacted enough to prevent lane change.

For a moment I considered hitting the brakes on that particular tailgater.

It does have that religious understanding of eternity.

Salmon

9. if somebody wronged you, hate them for life and make your friends hate them too.

Try and build a halfway house anywhere in the US and what happens? Thousands of people suddenly are motivated to show up to town hall meetings and sign petitions!

“Not in my backyard” is a global phenomenon.

Then again, so is “it’s a halfway house, not a drunk tank -> it’s a drunk tank”

One told that she was almost my mommy 🙄

The yellow bear likes to watch

Was that guy in Poltergeist 2?

If so, his voice matches his face.

Well, as long as there are Russian neo-nazis chanting “death to facism”, we can be sure they don’t know which way is up.

There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.

This is because electrician in Finnish is “sähkömies” and is literally translated “electric man”

Military action on US soil after 3,5 years seems quite plausible about now.