https://youtu.be/cfHtqMOZcZc

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

Yeah, that fucking rocked.

Some Brazilian sadness: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r3PMqvqLyU0

The guitar is beautifully excellent

Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point