All of New York: “Don’t know that guy. Didn’t see that guy. Didn’t see shit.”
Call your reps, demand investigation be closed and a single payer while u re at it
The grin reaper
it’s not a crime to give false tips, right?
It is. Unless of course, you didn’t know it wasn’t true and you call again in 3 days to let them know your realised you were wrong.
Actually it very explicitly is not. Per there website:
“Is Crime Stoppers part of the police? We are NOT the police.
All local Crime Stoppers programs act as the “intermediary” between the Tipster and the investigative/police agency. They are not-for-profits and mostly registered charities that are operated by volunteers from the community. The programs rely on donations from sponsors, community partners and the public through individual fundraisers, to support their efforts.”
It is not a crime to lie in most circumstances, that includes to the police in some cases. In most jurisdictions you cannot lie about your name and address and while under oath. Everytime else is free game.
Why is police wasting their time on a nothing burger…
Cops also have to deal with insurance companies 🤷🏻
maybe they will realize the regime they enforce for is not on their side either lol
Jake Gyllenhaal age 20?
I am Spartacus!
Good guy being nice to coffee shop workers. Smiling and saying thank you. Removing problems from the world. A true American Hero.
Just look at that Hollywood smile. Is it a classic superhero movie with a modern twist? I bet he took some cats from the trees when dropping his bike in the park.
He totally helped some old lady with her groceries on the way to liberate humanity.
I swear to God this is like the 10th post I’ve seen of this guy’s face and not ONE is serious about tracking the killer. I fucking love it.
Remember, if you know anything about this guy, NO YOU FUCKING DON’T.
This MF wrote “Delay” and “Deny” on his bullets just because.
I’m sure even the people who do actually have info about him won’t be saying anything soon.but I know he in innocent, are you saying I do not know he is innocent?
Remember. Talking to the police can never help you. Don’t tell them you know him. Don’t tell them you don’t know him.
Idk I hear he’s already in Perth
I thought it was Toronto?
I heard he rode a weather balloon to the ISS. There’s no extradition agreement in space.
I heard he was heading to Portugal, or was it Brasil? Better check there as well.
How do we even know that’s the killer? The person who shot was wearing a mask. For all we know it wasn’t even a man, some women are flat chested it’s possible. They should probably just call off the investigation since there’s no clues for anything.
I think any cop who disagrees with this should get transvestigated.
Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…
Has anyone questioned Guy Fawks yet?
This Guy Fawkes.
Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.
That’s all correct and everything, but you do get that this was just a stupid pun, right?
Also I’m pretty sure people are onboard with the blowing up part, not the replacing thing.
Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.
I can fix him.
Fix him? Can’t fix perfection.
He’s already perfect
Did anyone count fingers?
Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!
Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal
I was more thinking Dave Franco. The smile is definitely on point.
I thought Jim Caviezel
If Hollywood has taught me one thing, it’s that the hero is handsome and photogenic and the villain is a ugly and greasy…
JUST SAYING.
And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).
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Ah, you’ve just got to love US defaultism
Damn I didn’t dare to believe it that defaultism is also prevelant in the fediverse.
Very much so, especially in news sublemmies
A non US one
Giving similar vibes to the FBI sketch of the dude who killed logging CEO’s
Reminds me of db cooper
Give anonymous tips to the police hotline about police you see breaking the law.
Tell the police where you think you saw a white guy in a hoodie
He’s in my living room! Oh wait, that’s me.
