You narrowly avoid Warhammer as you see you’re on the Enterprise. You’re called for a mission. Shortly before you’re beamed down you see it. You look down.Your heart starts racing. You’re wearing a red shirt.

As dar as I could see, III was an original story. But bidding has been won for a remake so we might get one in 3-5 years.

Straight from the department of redundancy department.

Neverending story

Hate to be that guy but:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_NeverEnding_Story_II:_The_Next_Chapter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_NeverEnding_Story_III

II is though more of a shitty sequel but III is a shitty original story.

And finally: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_NeverEnding_Story_(film)#Possible_remake

Imagine working so hard to keep up a lie that you accidentally create a religion with billions of followers and people still telling your lie tale 2000 years later.

oof

Probably quite long given that it’s AI generated.

You could also say they paid the settlement to avoid any risk of creating a precedence that can be used in future court cases.

Lord of the Dick

Mine is so “smart” that it doesn’t properly detect that it’s open with a cm or so gap. At least it beeped furiously when it detected that the freezer section had a dangerously high temperature half a day later.

If you want to avoid Google’s tracking: https://www.citizenwatch-global.com/one/index.html

What are you going on about? It’s not like it’s an M4A2E4

God ordered the plague through Internet Explorer.

I bought 4 polo shirts from the same brand, 2 black, 2 white. All of them in small. Black fits perfectly but white seems like its 2 sizes too big. Worst part is that small is their smallest size… But I’m trying to fix it with a reverse diet.

Yes, forr some reason those sizes are the only ones not in backorder.

My trick is to “accidentally” trade on-call weekends with a colleague and “oh no, I have to work. Again… Next time though!”

Cease thy prattle and take mine riches!

This then incentivizes anyone with a home solar setup to never give back to the grid at all, because otherwise you’re feeding these assholes

In Denmark you’re paying to give back to the grid anyway.

There were more sports cars in the parking lot in the PS1 era than there were in the PS4 era

What a struggle. Should we then have tripled the prices so the poor publishers could afford 2 sports cars instead? Or, hear me out, just play indie games that’s higher quality and doesn’t have a useless middle man.

Yet the other user is being scolded for a choice instead of actually contributing to the conversation. Maybe the user was indeed vegetarian and had dietary problems making butter a good source for protein.

Don’t judge other people’s diets. That’s just an ill-faithed attempt at winning them over to your side without having to show any concern for their life. Instead contribute to a conversation, ask and ye shall receive.