Routing wires for buttons is an absolute clusterfuck as well.

That honestly wouldn’t surprise me tbh. And area 51 being great conditions for testing aircraft: empty space, clear skies, easier to recover parts and people from than the ocean, very little human habitation.

Ahh, my christmas playlist

Rudolph the Coked Out Reindeer - Kamikazi

Pretty much any Christmas song from them tbh. Best version of Jingle Bells, Batman Smells.

I saw cable TV for the first time in like 15 years recently and there are ADS for scientology, just… playing on normal channels, in breaks between reruns of Friends and Big Bang Theory. What the actual fuck.

Mmm, squash…

That is also a possible reason for leaving.

Nah, the proper way is mutual face sniffing.

Source: i do that with cats, they’re usually taken aback at first but sniff back

Perform Bad Apple using the most complex geometric shapes possible.

Less grilling, more smoking. Temperature monitoring for long cooking times without having to leave an air conditioned environment.

Tuesday is the perfect day for it. Finish up the update on Friday, review it Monday and fix where you probably fucked up something and didn’t notice, push it the next day.

Better: CHEESY garlic bread.

Consciousness is overrated.

They make ones with a mesh filter you pour it through

It isn’t put in the jar to throw away, its put in the jar to cook more food with later

Also probably way more salt than a cat should really have, sausages are (usually) loaded with the stuff to not, y’know, kill you with bacteria.

There was a drone (prop plane type, not quadcopter) flying over neighborhoods for a while on the 4th, wouldn’t surprise me if it was from the city to catch people. This being in Ohio.

Like, i get it; first few 4th of julys after I turned 18 i bought fireworks too, and it was fun. At a certain point the novelty wore off and it was stupid and dangerous, and i was literally blowing hundreds of dollars for no real reason.

Whats that, Lassie? There’s PFAS in the water table?

Well, if its toner related, wash it off your skin with cold water, unless you like being dyed for an extended period of time.

You mentioned it, and have thus cursed yourself to more printer troubles.

5. Just the slightest bit goofy