What if it collected the waste into some kind of chamber with a built-in microscope (combined with a window so you don’t touch the shit), so that you could have a look at it yourself, as a little science project? Fun for the whole family!

Who doesn’t want their Instagram followers to know about their UTI before they do?

this also illustrates it pretty well, though not nearly as seriously: https://neal.fun/spend/

colonialism not poggers :(

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Furthermore, privacy has profound mental health implications. People that cannot get privacy develop mental disorders like paranoia, anxiety, self-doubt, and all sorts of other problems.

Exactly. More people need to learn how devastating a Panopticon-esque society would be for mental health, let alone all the other issues.

Fuck no. Privacy should be a human right. This also would have massive opportunities for discrimination, blackmail, and just plain humiliation, making the cons a million times bigger than the pros.

Psst… https://fmhy.pages.dev/

Op said free, also hosting your own server isn’t something everyone has the knowledge, time, and resources to do.

I think that’s a factor as well as the rapture bs, but from what I’ve seen, this type of people tend to be even more racist towards Palestinians.

A lot of racists are also Zionists because even though they hate Jews, they hate Arabs and Muslims more.

I wonder what the target audience of this product is…

No, actually this isn’t a part of his body, but rather a piece of equipment worn to prevent him from biting itchy areas.

Aren’t those cages kind of like reverse aquariums?

Stay inside in your nice sterile house if nature is too scary.

The problem is also with the fact that when there’s no leaves, bugs and other small animals have nowhere to stay over the winter or lay their eggs.

How about not having lawns in the first place?

Oh no! Are there completely harmless animals outside?! How scary!

‘Cleaning’ leaves is stupid as hell anyway.

Yeah, I’d recommend getting just one small ghost at first. Once it has established a haunting ecosystem in the hotel, wild ghosts will start to migrate there.