You call that a real winter? Come back to me when you have had at least -20 degrees, walked home when it’s snowing so much you can’t see across the street, and got only 6 hours or so of sunlight a day.

said by someone who has never experienced a real winter

How do you think they’re going to learn to behave in public if they’re just cooped up 24/7? People being annoying and noisy is just a part of existing as a human being. We shouldn’t stunt the growth of entire fucking generations just because they make you uncomfortable.

that’s Al Dante’s Inferno

I mean, everyone’s paying all their attention to the shooting, nobody’s going to worry about the merch until later. Pretty ideal situation for a thief.

Right before they get to celebrate, SandwichCorp rushes to sue them for a made-up reason to prevent their business from getting destroyed by a machine that gives starving people sandwiches.

why’s he blushing

How suprising! I thought someone was just randomly walking around with a gun and picked him!

hypocrite smh

Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.

For more petty cases, turn people’s stuff or food into poo.

Huh, that’s interesting.

We have European fascists here. The point here is: why would an American fascist move to Amsterdam?

That’s an exarregation, right?

She’s also losing her cool.

Huh? I haven’t heard of that before.

Personally I do it around the outskirts of my camp to mark my territory.

If your enemies happen to get their drinking water from a well, there is. Contaminate the groundwater supply and enemies will be harmed. You can also poop upstream of a river or stream if that’s where they drink from. Bonus points if you get some tapeworms first.

That would be a bit of a dick move to all the fish and bugs that live on and near those islands, they don’t deserve to have to put up with him either. I suggest a random planetoid somewhere.