“Why should I kill myself? It’s everyone else that sucks!”

Forgot where it came from, though. Bender, from Futurama?

He just said easier not easiest.

You won’t be able to pirate the PS6. Not unless technology gets really fucking gnarly by the time it releases so you can download hardware. You’d have to rely on real theft.

The last good console generation was the PS2 era.

There is no way. People would say they disapprove just to watch you fucking die, even if you gave them everything they wanted. Fuck that.

“I heat E all Debussy?”

That’s like replacing your meth addiction with a crack addiction. Just do both.

Maybe he just took a leak, because pee is stored in the balls.

Die in the climate wars, or die because of the climate. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Terridise nuts LMAO 🤣

I’ve never felt like someone might kill me if they learn I am on the spectrum. I have felt that way if they found out I fuck dudes.

100%

Everyone gets some sort of income, but wouldn’t companies just subside the income by raising their prices?

This is always the argument; but any UBI bills worth a shit would have already thought of this and include laws on limiting that from happening.

Just being a passenger makes me uncomfortable.

“My anger sustains me.”

The big dick is a plus though.

The what now?

6’6’'.

I wish I was shorter. Everything is made for someone between 5’5’’ and 5’11’’ so I have to stoop, hunch or otherwise put myself in an awkward position to sit, or use large tools/machinery. Not to mention all the low ceilings/doorways that I have to duck under or hit my head on.

Clothing is also hard to get right. I end up with 3xl or even 4xl shirts that are still too short, because they think more about width. Most places don’t carry 2xlT. Even Big & Tall seems to forget the tall part.

I smoke.

I have; have you? Cuz you seemed to have missed mine, Mr. Pot.

Signed,

Kettle