Hey, it’s Gladly

To be fair, by being rented out, the monarch finally gets to earn his keep.

Moonies?

After that age, the older party is essentially a lottery ticket

Were houses by the seaside less packed with toxic substances?

IIRC, Sony paid Disney a small royalty for every MemoryStick with MagicGate DRM capabilities sold, because Disney owns the trademark on the word “Magic” in the context of entertainment media.

All my apes, funged!

Apparently the leaves ferment in koalas’ stomachs, with the result that koalas spend their entire lives drunk.

New Lemmy instance name up for grabs

Fanfic with Tyler Durden and Green Mario teaming up to collect Nazi scalps

Better luck next time, Elon

If Germany and Britain drop out, anyone could come last.

Have any assemblies had a minute’s silence for him? (The Russian Duma perhaps, or the Hungarian parliament?)

There’ll be a battleship named the USS Charlie Kirk.

(looping GIF of Mario running)

Same sex relationships are bourgeois decadence and against the tenets of Xi Jinping Thought

Attempts to domesticate small wildcats other than F. cattus have failed: being both territorial predators and prey, they tend to be aggressively paranoid creatures. Having said that, who’s to say this wouldn’t be the second successfully domesticated felid species?

That’s the moderate position. They have also refrained from denouncing claims of genocide as an antisemitic libel and joining US sanctions against the ICC, so they’re walking a tightrope here.

they should hand these out a day after the I Voted stickers

On a large scale, doomed (see also: the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

On a personal scale, not having children is a perfectly legitimate choice.