“in the new issue: how to get the tradwife look”

Fuck off back to Xitter

Maybe Lesbian Agenda is a noteworthy band in the Beijing post-punk scene or something?

“Would Madam care for the salmon?” — me to my cat

Crime has gentrified. Now a greater proportion of it happens in the Whitehouse.

“We don’t bite our friends”

Launching orphans into the sun sounds like a massive expenditure of energy for limited reward. Surely there must be more profitable ways of dealing with them?

Interesting that one of the emulation images there (under “Arcade”) is the original 1978 Space Invaders machine, which was implemented on an Intel 8080 CPU. The emulator must be flexible enough to be configurable for anything with a x86-family CPU to count as a PC.

“It was for our team-building circle jerk”

If she accessed Instagram from the same home network (and IP address) as her main phone, the zuckerbots inferred that the two users were probably in the same household and knew each other/had similar interests.

You can have those in the fediverse on Pixelfed and Mastodon. The problem is that then the people you can follow are only middle-aged Linux/Star Trek nerds and the occasional organic farmer.

You might want to recheck Poland. The article’s from 2018, and from what I’ve heard, thanks to the aura of Catholic child abuse scandals, they’re speedrunning Ireland’s post-independence history.

Beulah, Eggstone, Lacto-Ovo, Mid-State Orange, a lot of bands on a German label named Apricot Records

Octopi are intelligent, but they don’t live long enough to have the chance to learn enough and reach their full potential. If there’s ever a mutation that extends their longevity, humanity’s days are numbered.

Late-90s/early-00s-style lo-fi indiepop with glockenspiels/Casio keyboards (or similar cheapass-sounding synths with a nicely skronky/angular timbre) and the odd trumpet/brass section

And those who can’t teach, administrate

Will it be American or Japanese? And how closely will it hew to the character’s official backstory (of being a girl (not a cat) named Kitty White born in mid-1970s London)?

Don’t they also have far-right leanings of some sort? If so, it’s not surprising.

Mushrooms you can’t get high from by smoking are non-tokeable fungi.

That’s fine, because they’re the people’s billionaires.