What else did everyone else have for dinner today?
Took far too long. He got ~70 years more than he should have.
Jimmy: “boy heaven sure is hot!” “And why am I in a hot tub of lava next to hitler and Regan?”
OK now do Joel Osteen next.
And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.
I’ve never seen a person who looked more like a demon in a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland.
fucker looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.
If I was religious I would definitely think he was the devil quoting scripture.
fuck dude that guy’s held together with staples and wd-40
Even before I saw that guy preach, I thought he was the creepiest-looking person ever. His sermons and lifestyle don’t help.
“They say you should only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.”
The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.
Thats what burns my ass. Why do these pieces of shit never die young?!
Hate and scorn sustains them.
Apparently, ~91yrs too long, in fact.
“if you gave
Jerry FalwellJimmy Swaggart an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.” - Christopher Hitchens (would have said RIP)A classic. 🥰
Finally, some good news.
Prostitution shouldn’t be a scandal. But also, all televangelists deserve to die.
It’s the hypocrisy. SW should be legal/decriminalized, but this motherfucker would have preached against fornication while getting a BJ under the pulpit if he thought he’d get away with it.
Hypocrisy was the real scandal. Not so much the prostitution. I’m certain there was a ton of anti-sex work judgement to go along with that. But otherwise I fully agree.
Hell gained another demon today
No we don’t want them
The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today
“Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”
GM “Sure.”
Swaggart rolls a nat 20
Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”
“Oh well 😀”
Imagine being so shitty that people consider it good news when they hear of your death. I should hope to at least aim for a neutral reaction, or better…
Contributors built Jimmy Swaggart Ministries into a business that made an estimated $142 million in 1986…
… Swaggart said publicly that his earnings were hurt in 1987 by the sex scandal.
Mawww.
Jimmy converted to Islam at the last second. He wanted to be surrounded by 72 virgin prostitutes.
