Parkurrr! Get me those treats!

It is when he jerks it, and we can all cross fingers that the buckle slips at just the right moment so his eyes match forever.

With a restraining order countered by the Church hiding him in the next parish over.

Oldie but goodie. 🤘🏼

Can we make a Meow Furrer joke w/o being too off-key? 😅🥰

The BBC’s been puppeted by oligarchs for about as long as NPR, et al. What’d anyone expect? 🤮🖕🏼

FWIW, firefighters’ve been heroes down through history — and are the inspiration/origin of the ninja clan (legend?) in ancient Japan for the signature precision of their ladder teams, public service, and indefatigable integrity, etc.

Thank you all, genuinely, for your service. 🙇🏼‍♂️✊🏼

This is gonna turn out fi-i-i-ine, no problem.

Ukrainian friends, how does one say “luigi” in your language?

Pre-trilogy Imperial Coruscanti, by my guess.

Way to try and dodge responsibility for you part in free advertising of this bullshit. 🤌🏼

Blaze w/ Paul Newman.

I’ve never seen watermelons the same way since.

Or redheads.

The only reason that it’s “the hottest summer on record” is because it’s not next summer.

Does that make Splinter the short King In Yellow?

When engaging in a rational discussion of facts and the other throws logic out the window… You have only yourself to blame for continuing as if the rules hadn’t changed. 😶

That’s genuinely quite interesting, thank you! 🤩🤓

Who’s got “Mother of toddlers opened fire on gestapo” for double points on their “Nazi or MAGAt era Bingo”? That one’s getting real close, I’m tellin’ ya.

Ravnos or Brujah, fang?

That’s the stage of grief you’re in? Thanks for sharing. Hope you’re ok.

To a remote island.

If you disappear on a remote island, you get a Wilson and lose a few teeth, along with most of your marbles.