Scrambled Eggs

Unexpected world peace. Everyone unites under a common enemy.

I mean, assuming you’ll still be alive at 70. Yeah it’s pretty old. Children are high maintenance and need a lot of energy. Best of luck to you and your new family.

Lol we all know trump would put pharmaceuticals on the exemption list.

The only reason musk would want this is to put his name officially on ideas he bought. Presumably on patents and whatnot.

Well I mean… Gestures at everything

Of course it’s AI. It doesn’t happen in real life

Ooooohhhh fuck yeah

Bullshit

Because he can tell us what the first hand experience was really like. The horrors he had seen and the abuse of human rights. It may make trump look bad. Can’t have that.

I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.

Sounds like a Pokemon

Didn’t she claim to have given him a blow job? Didn’t Clinton get impeached for that.

Gonna lay down and die.

Haha I thought this was an onion article. HahhaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Boooooo.

It’s obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald’s is America’s favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he’s thinking he’s going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald’s which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.

Doughnuggets

That’s why I’m here. Whatever musk touches turns to shit.