I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.

An attorney for Oren, Susan Necheles, said in a statement to NBC News, “Oren Alexander is innocent. The evidence will show that neither he nor his brothers ever committed a crime.”

Oh, what a relief. /s

First I’ve read that his family has money. That’s really encouraging.

That’s incredible. Another headline I never would have imagined on my own.

Way to go, hospital staff. You’re doing great. /s

A Florida man, Christopher John Streeter, has been serving life in prison since 2021 after sending roughly $130,000 over a decade to people in the Philippines to direct the rape of children as young as 12.

He paid a premium if the video depicted girls losing their virginity or suffering injuries because of the sexual violence. Court records show Mr. Streeter’s victims were particularly vulnerable “due to poverty and illness.”

Holy shit that’s dark.

Quick and to the point. Is there anything this guy isn’t good at?

I wish DeSantis would get hit by a bus. Or fall into a pit. Or get swallowed by the earth. Or any other scenario where he’d stop having an effect on other people.

I loved medieval armor when I was a kid. This is the coolest helmet I’ve ever seen.

Geographically backward. Kansas is west of Missouri. Source: lived in one. I don’t recommend it.

No. That joke worked in 2005. We’ve since learned that people who grow up with computers and phones and tablets still don’t learn shit about how they work.

Put it on tshirts and sell them on the internet.

What’s funko?

Someone mentioned how the first time there was a school shooter, everyone took note. And now we have school shooters. It’d be interesting if this became a thing.

That ended when people realized about blood-diamonds. But this should certainly accelerate their downfall.

https://www.yfbspod.com/christmas-music-sucks

Grown adult shitting on a sidewalk. Hooray SF.

If selected, you will likely need to debate with utter morons during deliberation. It’s extremely annoying. I was curious about the experience until then and will absolutely do everything possible to avoid landing on another one.

“We don’t care when they’re poor.” -NYPD

“Pulling out is like fucking a dude.”

Cause no one really feels bad about a terrible person dying? I’m not surprised.