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I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn’t just kick them or call them a fucking nerd.
Now he can just show this screenshot.
DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN
Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it’s like to work for a living. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there’s scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.
Most people look at everything around us and decide that if someone is apparently coming to destroy it all… Good.
Perfect
Zohran the Inequality Destroyer
Zohran the Corruption Destroyer
Zohran the bus fare Destroyer
Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer
This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news
How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?
They forgot the golden rule to never get high off your own supply.
bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.
His logo slaps
the distilled essence of 90’s new york nostalgia
Cleanest looking site I’ve seen in a while
I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.
What about the Stay-pufttm Marshmallow Man?
If I had the artistic talent of a lawn chair I would have already done this. We need some epic Frank Frazetta style Zohran art.
Zohran! What is best in life?
Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.
(stolen from Mastodon, don’t remember where I saw it)
That quote is 🤌
“Let’s give him more powers!”
weird pic to pick
Wonder if it’s supposed to make him look like he’s praying to his god, and not theirs.
If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we’ll start over.
the old world is dying, the new world struggles to be born, and Zohran is our midwife
You don’t mess with the Zohran.
This is the comment I came here for
Zohran the Zohranian.
The Zohranator
The Zohranator! Making copies!
Zohra-lohra-ding-dong!
My joke is a reference to Gozer the Destroyer, a.k.a. Gozer the Gozerian.
Thanks, missed that link.
For completeness’ sake, I was referring to the Conan the Barbarian movies.
That was where my head went, too.
Stfu. The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man ftw.
Cheers. We’re just nerds who love films.
I’m not sure how “shut the fuck up” fits into all of this, but thanks!
Nandor the Relentless
I was just thinking it was a missed opportunity for a What We Do In The Shadows reference, but on the other hand the only other people I know who watch it are gay so maybe it would just go over Fox’s audience’s heads
We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer’s Bazaar of Affordable Memes
