To most people? No. But it really matters to Republicans what’s in your pants.

That’s worthy of a ban!? What a dumpster fire. Stay away from reddit. It’s honestly surprising it’s even worse since I left…

It was fine. Carl’s Jr guacamole bacon burger. The quality has gone down over the years though…

You think I groom myself!?

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

It’s rude to watch me and put me in a comic without my permission.

Fine. Edited…

Counterpoint: They’re an independent media organization. They didn’t have to write an article fellating our mad king. It’s so obviously meant to appeal to him, it makes me question any journalistic integrity they may have once had…

Pickle cake is like cake
but it’s got pickles

See? I can ruin good things too!

Kirk…?

That’s not fair. Tankies also censor anything even slightly critical of authoritarianism.

I don’t feel this analogy works, when you think about it. What’s the “trap”? People trying to control what others say? That’s always been the case. And if I knew about it decades ago, I should have… what? Not expressed myself freely? Nah, fuck that.

I really like Dark Souls/Elden Ring multiplayer PvP. I especially like Dark Souls 3 and it’s still pretty active, at least on PC! Hosts can choose to be invaded by intentionally using an ember and the dried finger and even try to “gank” the invader by teaming up with other players to fight them with a massive advantage. It’s fun to invade these worlds and have a duel, or try to overcome a gank. I got pretty decent at fighting, spacing, parrying, weapon-swapping during animations for massive critical damage, etc.

But the game will also ember you after beating bosses, opening you up to invasions even if you didn’t want that. And invading is such an aggressive act that I don’t find it fun to hunt down and kill someone who doesn’t even want to PvP. So when I encounter someone who very obviously doesn’t want to fight me (and I can’t entice them to attack), I’ll just follow them around in underwear or a crazy outfit, staying out of the way and gesturing and yelling by using the carvings at all the PvE enemies they kill. You can also drop items for other players. It’s a silly, time-wasting thing to run around until the host dies or goes to fight a boss and you get kicked out of their world…

Salesperson: What’s your cup size?
You: American Shorthair

What, just because they’re literally in control of all 3 branches of the US government and aren’t willing to keep things as they are during Trump’s Tariff Tantrums and horrible economy (people’s healthcare premiums about to skyrocket due to expiring Biden provisions)!?

This spaghetti! Or something, IDK…

No, the true downside is when they stop supporting the app or turn off the servers and it becomes a heavy piece of e-waste…

• Left front: keys, beeswax lip balm, contact lens eyedrops
• Right front: phone
• Left rear: alcohol cleaning swabs, needlenose pliers
• Right rear: wallet
• Left cargo: device failure “toe tags”, work phone
• Right cargo: work keys, microfiber cloth
• Right “cell phone pocket”: bit driver with ~6 bits in the handle
• Shirt collar: mini phillips/flathead screwdriver, pen
• Shoulder bag: laptop, flash/external drives, power bank, chargers, cables, and adapters
• Jacket: gloves & lighter right pocket, foldable earmuffs left pocket, mini cigars inside pocket

Two pockets is pretty much only a swimsuit, lol. I skip all the work stuff and mostly stick with phone and wallet/keys. Is it weird that even at max, I don’t carry a knife of any kind? I find the mini screwdriver works for most situations…

Got it, thank you.

I’m curious why you have a different title than the video?

Al Slop ls Destroying The Internet