Puts the Joker into an asylum that does nothing to care for its patients’ mental health and is trivially easy to escape from despite the fact that, as a well-connected billionaire, he could easily lobby to have it replaced with a more effective facility.

Legacy of Kain: Defiance handled that concept much better.

We just need another banana to determine the scale of the first banana.

The Zohranator! Making copies!

Yeah. That’s why they invented cruise control. Just make sure you don’t miss your exit.

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They’re also threatening to annex or outright invade long-term allies. You don’t want to be in a war where the people you’re fighting against are the only ones who can maintain and replace your weapons.

The true Rule 34.

Good. I was a bit worried that we’d make some concessions to end the tariffs. Once you’ve paid the Dane-geld you’ll never get rid of the Dane. We have other partners to trade with.

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Freddie Mercury is also dead.

The world is a vampire. Computers are part of the world. Therefore, computers are vampires.

Absolutely nothing!

Stupid! You’re so stupid!

Only a Karen can defeat a Karen.

I reject your findings.

Travolta should perform all his roles on a slant.

Eukaryotes should be seen and not heard.

Humans domesticated dogs for their ability to hunt by scent. Dogs domesticated humans for their ability to throw a tennis ball.

Running on our hind legs only frees up our hands to be able to use tools and weapons, maybe even water containers for drinking on the go.

And for wanking, although that may just be an adaptation to compensate for our inability to lick our own dicks.