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Cake day: February 23rd, 2025

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  • Sure, one scar. We were demolishing a bigass concrete retaining wall and I was chipping out the wrought iron handrail. Couldn’t be arsed with safety glasses and safety squints weren’t doing it, so I was just chipping it out with a 35lb electric jackhammer with my eyes closed most of the time. As I got to the last parts, it was really starting to lean out over me.

    Absolute looney toons moment. About five hundred pounds of wrought iron fell over onto my head while my eyes were closed and made a two-inch tear on my scalp. It was floppy enough that it didn’t break my neck, but I had to get staples.




  • Uncut. Fuck lawns. Back in 2020 or so I jokingly asked my housemate if he wanted a yard or an orchard when he was bringing in more fruit bushes, and we realized it was a serious question and the answer was resoundingly “orchard”.

    And for the bait, still uncut. I’ve got the cock nature intended for me and I like it that way. Every once in a while I’ll get smacked or scraped in a way that makes the circumcised guys wince, but it doesn’t hurt me at all. Imagine wanting your most sensitive spot exposed to suffer for every scrape, lol