• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    46·
    6 days ago

    • Be me.

    • Go to school

    • Everyone else in my class counting on fingers

    • Pull out Abacus

    • Crowd immediately forms

    • “Hey guys! He’s doing multi-variable calculus over here!!!”

    • Smile smugly. Don’t these kids know the abacus has been around for 3000 years?

    • Teacher tells me to stop cheating. Accuses me of black magic

    • Just laugh. Calculate pi to 100 places. People running out of the room screaming and crying.

    • Sent to principle’s office. Principle amazed by my technological expertise. Nominates me for Head Boy.

    • Ministry of Magic sends down delegation to investigate my new kind of wizardry

    • Correctly estimate the future national gross domestic product for the next two quarters

    • Voldemort appears and tries to steal my device

    • Perfectly calculate the circumference of his head. Voldemort banished to the shadow realm for 10,000 years.

    • Everyone cheers

    • Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur

    True story

  • MoonMelon@lemmy.mlEnglish
    40·
    7 days ago

    This happened to a friend of mine in the 90s. He was checking his email with pine. The lady who ran the school computer lab called the terminal “the black program with the blinking thing.”

  • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works
    262·
    6 days ago

    Similar though far less extreme thing happened to me in highschool ~99

    Some kid decided to rename the other kids home directory folders because they were their student IDs, not an easily identifiable name.

    Sure enough, when said students went to log back in, their data was gone.

    They took away MY access because they wanted me to come to the staff room to get it restored so that I can fix it for them.

    Why we had access to all students home directories and data is beyond me FFS. But yeah.

    I did plenty of shit I shouldn’t have done, for sure, but that wasn’t me, and it was the one time I got my access revoked.

    Anyway, it was a good lesson to install a keylogger on a few machines which logged to the local c: and then I got some other accounts for free internet and print credit so there was no more logging me out after that.

  • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
    311·
    7 days ago

    Omg same experience. Bruh I just wanted to watch some youtube on my break but I had to update firefox or smtn and my coworkers thought I was hacking the wifi lolol

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
      4·
      7 days ago

      Same, but I was literally just opening the command prompt and hadn’t even learned to navigate the file system yet.

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      36·
      7 days ago

      While I doubt it went as far as the parents calling the police, way back when I was in high school, my friend got banned from the computers for “hacking” because he used the command prompt to control the computer instead of just the GUI.

        • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          17·
          7 days ago

          The only reason we had a “computer class” was to learn how to type, and get familiarized with basic office software commonly used in universities. The lady who “taught” the class had some certification of being a “typist”, whatever the fresh hell that meant. I am pretty sure most of the staff had never really used a computer before, even the younger teachers mostly only ever used them to do data entry for the school.

          The ones who seemed to know anything were the art teachers, the music teachers, and the one who really knew things was the AP math teacher, as he had been using computers for complex math stuff for a long time, and was only teaching high school part time. He knew how to code, used unix, bsd, slackware. I wish we had a class where he taught computer something. He also wanted to do that, but they told him no, they only wanted an AP math teacher. He even defended my friend, but was basically dismissed because he wasn’t full time staff.

          • StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.frEnglish
            4·
            6 days ago

            He even defended my friend, but was basically dismissed because he wasn’t full time staff.

            What a nice teacher

            Many would not dare contradict their colleagues, you know the “Unified Front” strategy, like it’s some war against the children.

            • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              2·
              6 days ago

              Well, see, this was side money. His real job was at a university in a research/teaching position, so he probably didn’t feel like going against the grain might end his career

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.socialEnglish
    3·
    6 days ago

    > look at the arch linux news before updating (like a responsible arch linux user)

    > run an update for the os through the command line

    > sudo pacman -Syu && notify-send "Finished updating!"

    > minimize the terminal emulator

    > wait until update is finished

    > close the terminal emulator

    > mfw nothing crazy happens

    look, if you’re using the terminal and your distro shows a lot of hacker-y text on screen when updating, then yeah of course there’s a chance that less tech-literate people are gonna think you’re hacking into the mainframe… still the story is definitely exaggerated