I was lit for most of 2005

PUUUUUUUL THE TAPE WORM OUT OF YOUR ASS!

It’s magic.

True. But whether his actions were inspired by real events or purely fictional the character demonstrates the tendency of people to venerate the righteous outlaw.

Stand by Me was set in the 1950s though

I didn’t want to risk my cat getting near the cleaner I was using on my oven so I kept him out of the kitchen. His food, water and litter were all on the other side of the door but he wanted to use his flap in the kitchen to go out. I couldn’t let him out of the front door because he’d already worked out how to get around the lock on the flap. After yowling and scratching at the door didn’t work he started using the sofa as a spring board to launch himself into it. Being a bi-fold door the force moved it enough that he was then able to just push it open the rest of the way with his head.

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I can’t remember which country it was but in an episode of World’s Strictest Parents the kids get sent to an African country and they said to the boy you need to get your haircut or you’ll be arrested for being a homosexual and the barber they went to had a chart showing the permitted hairstyles for men.

Who Shot Mr Burns… played over 5000 times… over 29 years… repeatedly in your living room.

Pissed off that you’re taking a picture of him in public?

Lol, turkey

Not from a bar but I got drunk as a teenager and brought a pair of skis I found back to my Mum’s house. My old room was used as a store room when I moved out and they were in there for like 15 years. I helped clear it out, asked where the hell these skis came from and was reminded of the drunken find I’d totally forgotten.

Mayonnaise obviously. The secret to a really great sandwich.

Anybody know where you can pick up that tshirt? Or know a place that sells backless tops for men and a good tattoo artist?