So making access to information free is helping scientific progress? Wow, who could have imagined that!

Good point, well made

Do other people not piss when they shit or are they just not recording the fact that they piss if they also shit?

Very different to my German porn window…

Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss’ desk when I get back to the office?

Once I saw my cat’s tail go past the top of my laptop screen, then a few seconds later saw it again. Moved the screen down to see my cat staring down another cat in my living room which looked very similar. My cat leaped at the other and then they immediately ran outside.

“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”

If you haven’t learned by now, on Lemmy the only valid option for dealing with Windows configuration and basic Windows admin tasks is to yeet Windows and go to Linux.

Not true. The only valid option to deal with Windows at all is to yeet it and go to Linux.

Webster’s dictionary defines artificial intelligence as the capability of computer systems or algorithms to imitate intelligent human behavior.

To imitate intelligent human behavior.

Um, she’s actually a 250 year old wood nymph.

No, AI slop! Any more?

…my pussy and my crack

That’s either a huge monkey or a tiny lion.

4 days, music festival.

Round 1, FIGHT!

I left Reddit at the start of the APIocalypse. Lemmy is the only social media I use unless you count Youtube which I watch through Newpipe and Smarttube. Tried Mastodon but its not for me.

Yea I imagine it would be awful inside there on a hot day.

Everythings black

Tired of work screen, now is time for personal screen.