Why is nobody mentioning that by installing it and authenticating, there is sweet fuck all you can do to stop them tracking your movements and downloading your whole address book so they can see who you Associate with?

Taking the phone isn’t the problem if they are already in it.

Or… Keep the card in the car?

To get rid of a massive cunt you need an even bigger cunt

The new model now that it’s out of preview is performing significantly less “thinking”

That’s how they made that ET game back in the day

Well I guess it’s time to continue to use your 2nd amendment rights

$$$ Assad must have run out of treasure

The Tasmanian trout lady was just catholic. It all makes sense now

So basically state government

I call BS unless I get a source

What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It’s really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn’t quite right, but you can’t work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.

That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn’t want it to get awkward

It’s a real shame the eu is doing this. I’ve agreed with most of their policies recently regarding IT and phones.

I don’t agree with that stupid cookie shit though.

I just felt that there was a lone voice of reason trying for a better future but I guess we are on our own.

Late stage enshitification

Beat it 🍳🍆

Handcuffed and head stuck in the dryer is just too much to bear

Unfortunately I choose to eat

I lost my phone the other day. That sucks. But what really sucked is when I went and got a new Sim, chucked it in one of my old shitty phones, and then activated the new Sim with my company as a replacement, those motheruckers took 4 whole days to activate my new Sim.

It said it would only take 1-3 hours.

I had days wasted on the line with them, I knew they didn’t transfer it correctly and they just kept saying “please wait longer”. Like. What the fuck is waiting more going to do.

What was worse, is without access to SMS, I couldn’t port out to a new provider, couldn’t login to Facebook as backup messaging, couldn’t transfer money from my bank. Every step of the way I was fucked by 2fa and my douchebag phone company could not give a single shit.

Fuck you amaysim.

As soon as it came good I ported away from them within the hour. I really opened up my eyes to how much we rely on SMS communication these days for auth.

Honestly if I was in the market for an achoo or a fuckhphone, I would totally buy a fuckphone