You walk in, say a bunch of words, approve all variances, and do it again the next day.

That’s how you spend unlimited money

What happened with the pyramids?

Ugh one of my Devs insisted on using single letter variables all over the place and it annoyed me no end.

Shit I dissociated for another month

I had a friend once eat a piece of toast so large it took him 1024 bites to get through it. The papers called it “the massive bite.”

We redid our kitchen and fucked up with a drawer next to a corner.

It became a shelf.

I thought fungi was relatively new - which is why we have coal?

I am very happy to be corrected

I think it’s just called BO Max these days

This is what that gun amendment is for people

You know you hit on something here probably unexpectedly.

Ive been bothered by the way the housing market is going against all logic “how can it just keep going up???”

I blamed all sorts of things but stopped when I think I found the formula.

The entry price of housing is in your area is equal to the borrowing power of the AVERAGE household. Seriously test it, go and find the average household income in your area, go to a mortgage calculator and work out what the amount they can borrow is.

So, back when say 15% of houses were dual income, housing was affordable on a single income. But when it tips over, house prices go up. Because johnny landscaper and carol hairdresser can get a loan for $1m that is the entry level house price in your area. Because they will always maximise their purchase.

So what happens, given that logic, when mortgage times go from 25 to 30 years? The household has more borrowing power - house prices up.

Buuut. If the price of eggs stay high, borrowing power decreases. If interest rates go up, prices go down.

Now finally then. What happens when we start moving our parents / grandparents into the house? What about if - on average - we will split the mortgage with a larger household size? It will become the average, and when it’s the average, it will be the rule.

Ikr. I live in the living room dorm with 3 generations and 2 families.

The family next door is nice and rich, they are on the first door to the left and they can afford a whole room for their family of four.

I never should have had that avocado toast back in 2008.

Rent takes all surplus value, that’s it’s function.

It’s like Pythagoras, but wrong half the time.

a² + b²=AI

Bird soup

I’m leaving that typo in lol

I blame fun violence on people being shit cunts. And the government letting those shit cunts have guns.

Shit even your mortgages have import tariffs

Might as well just chuck a phone in a cardboard box

Til there’s a distinction