With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”

impeccable social skills

I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

I am ironman

i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

Real life Ctrl+Z

My superpower is pain

Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

I can shapeshift.

I have a remote control for time.

The entire superman set, minus kryptonite

I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.