Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience

Breakfast is wild at Angry Italian Chef’s house

Looks like an album cover lol

If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing

… and I said to the TSA agent, “Don’t touch me there, you’re not my priest!”

And it gets everywhere!

Makes you wish for nuclear winter

Very ravenous, though

I mean, you could still pet them, they’d just be shitting uncontrollably while you do.

Like a Ramen card in Balatro

I’ve got a song for that!

This isn’t argument, it’s just contradiction!

I know I do

YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! YOU WALK!

SLOWLY!

Cyclical fashion

Ya gotta give!

They eventually got around to it, but by that time the game was so overmonetized that getting anything good to use in PvP required a bunch of cash or all of your time grinding.

Pokémon Go Fuck Yourself

THE DAY I STOP CRANKIN’ MY HOG IS THE DAY SAINT PETER STARTS CRANKIN’ IT FOR ME AROOOO