The easiest avenues are Amazon or Temu. I bought it on a whim because it became absolutely necessary as soon as I saw it.

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Nice try. I’m not falling for that again.

I call on Trump to resign immediately. Man, I hope this works.

Not a common endorsement.

Nobody asked me, but I agree with him.

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

TACO?

I have three black cats, and I’m fond of evil.

You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.

I really like the black jellybeans.

So what position will he hold in trump’s cabinet?

I don’t understand how it’s not obvious to more people. His whole life has been about the grift.

You understand.

I get this all the time. It’s actually just a family name.

Poop Spiderman is a hard hitting investigative journalist. There’s a backstory that I have mostly forgotten, but I just fill in the blanks with new information should the need arise.

My cats would push the button. No question.

When they were strays in the backyard I really thought there were four.

That’s part of their power. (There are 5)

You cannot predict this chaos.