We did it! We stopped the weather!

Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes

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I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?

What future?

What is “DEE MEAT”?

You can get a freezer that makes sphere ice. Do what you will with that information.

Please, no

ffs Heinz? Your cat deserves better

Its a tribute to Syd Barrett and a little fuck you to the record industry (Have a Cigar). There’s a lot of emotion behind that album and that’s what I love about it.

Shine On You Crazy Diamond is a masterpiece

Wish You Were Here

Yea, dropping bombs on mosques, schools, and hospitals is pretty ambiguous

Well, a heart doctor isn’t a heart that’s a doctor. It’s a doctor that works on hearts.

ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

Yolo is the county. My friends and I would always shout it while driving by the sign.

Damn, guess they’ll have to point the hurricanes at Texas or something

Well said.

Why would he do this when democrats can control the weather?

Probably singles. -5° and 5° isn’t much of a swing. Don’t think I could hang at -425°.