RIP “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” guy. He died a couple of months ago.
“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
If that’s not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don’t know what is!
Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.
This is Democracy manifest
You read the rolling R’s.
Get your hand off my penis!
Ah, I see you know your judo well
This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.
You mean Minority Report?
Thats… that’s the joke…
Well, whoosh me, then.
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Actually I’m imagining a heist movie where this guy’s makes a scene as a diversion while Tom Cruise steals some jewels or something. I’d watch that.
really tall guy from Jack Reacher
That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.
Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)
Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.
Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I’ve ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?
The show is really good, and no offense to Cruise, but Ritchson is a much scarier looking dude.
He’s not allowed to do that anymore, after he broke the first three.
You couldn’t stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.
He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.
Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history
I’m seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)
Interesting find.
“Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!”
Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.
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Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That’s a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!
Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.
… was
This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw
I thought it was a poke at Minority Report
Don’t watch S2 thou.
Wasn’t this a futurerama episode?
No, it was democracy manifest.
It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002
And that memed
britshAustralian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a “how dare you sir!” ridiculous voice.Which was itself riffing on The Minority Report by Phillip K. Dick from 1956 .
Oh God why do I know this?
Original comic link: https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/safely-endangered/ep-925-minority-retort/viewer?title_no=352&episode_no=925 (at a glance, it looks like it was the original artist who adapted it to be in a more social-media-friendly layout)
