In the summer…? Sure, no point in putting anything on if you aren’t going out.

This guy doesn’t need a GoFundMe.

He could start an Only Fans where he talked about his ideas with his shirt off and he’d be set for life, or at least until Nintendo sued him off the Internet.

Just picked the best picture that showed up when I looked up encyclopedia. 🤷‍♂️

I’m not British, or a native English speaker, so mine really looked more like this:

I’m not that old.

I’m warning you. If you say jury nullification once more…

The Deccan Traps probably didn’t help either.

Oh, by the way, didn’t the Phlegraean Fields start acting up recently…?

Ankh-Morpork.

Mostly, I presume, because I don’t live there, and can safely experience it through the pages of a book, which are thankfully unsuited to transmit the sense of smell and, while still able to cut, are less likely to kill me than a dagger or any of the other deadly instruments one is likely to encounter there.

The rest of the Disc can be quite enjoyable too.

American religion¹ is an apocalyptic death cult.

1 — Not to be confused with christianity (or its offshoots), which is also a death cult, but generally less focused on the apocalypse, sports, money, greed as a virtue, malls, advertisements, and so on.

GNU Sir pTerry.

Jodorowsky’s Dune.

The actual film, not the documentary.

How dare you.

I think I might be a vertical slice…

I’d get some good hammers and make a (possibly literal) killing as a retrophrenologist…

is backed by the energy used to generate it

No it’s not. That energy is lost as heat. There’s no way to get it back. That’s basic thermodynamics.

It’s just a pyramid scheme, like all cryptocurrencies.

Life, uh, finds a way.

Popcorn.

Morrowind.

… and it was just the beginning.

It’s a real shame later Elder Scrolls games mostly lost that otherworldly feel.

Fucking relax. And de-stress.

Do something about my depression, and my health. And my loved ones’.

And then, if I achieved that, I’d start thinking about what to do with the rest of my time.

Some denominations are even a cannibalistic death cult (with a special focus on blood and raw meat).