WHAAAAAT?

Microsoft can by Blizzard for $46 billion but one website can’t buy another website for $7 million. (Probably because Freedom!)

I used to have a friend who did this and wasn’t very good at it, so she would constantly accelerate and brake, so much it made me queasy.

Tailgating is frightening, especially when it’s very clear that if something suddenly happened ahead the driver could not react without superpowers they don’t have.

Man, 5’9" (175cm), perfectly happy.

I think that’s just badly drawn surprise or shock.

Not with that attitude you won’t.

I can usually unscramble 5- or 6-letter words on sight.

There’s another term called “having a stick up your ass” that’s coming to my mind now for some reason.

As a highly experienced software developer, I’m available for not writing software at a reduced rate of $45/hr, and I can handle unlimited overtime.

Sorry but his first name is a pre-existing condition he doesn’t have to cover.

Alarm set for 37:80 repeating every Blernsday

Could be Luigi.

Drug research hasn’t been about cures for decades, it’s all about “maintenance”.

Have to admit I’m surprised. I really expected this to be a romantic triangle or business rivalry thing.

They just meant anonymous in the sense that they wouldn’t publish the results on Facebook.

I don’t think I can outrun concrete that starts falling at the exact moment I start running. What I think is that the odds are low that the timing will be so perfect, and also that the odds of getting crushed under a desk are so much greater running would definitely have given my higher odds of survival in the specific situation I outlined.

Police investigators are on the scene dusting for regurgitant.

Yeah it’s so weird that more than 30 countries have managed to implement public healthcare without assassinating CEOs. Mind boggling.

Like I said, middle of the parking lot - I’m talking at least 100 ft away from a building that was maybe 30 ft tall.

You’ll never be a middle-aged accountant in the 80s either, just fyi.