And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

Ermahgerd, it’s Nurmagomedov!

Villains are usually better written, more developed characters while the good guys are just good for sake of being good.

I majored in History as it was my only interest at the time and I could graduate on time.

Never major in History.

Adopt a child, in this economy???

SHAKAKA

Another settlement needs your help!

The term “forever box” makes me feel funny

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. 3+ hours of pure enjoyment

and then they beat it into the ground like every other popular commercial.

Never had an NES growing up. We were a SEGA Master System household. I missed played a lot of those NES games at friends’ houses or when I was older and I wouldn’t give up playing games like Choplifter and Space Harrier on SMS.

Stop with remasters ffs…

I waited in that line so I’m looking too.

My kids will continue to follow a vaccine schedule based on facts and peer-reviewed studies. Not whatever RFK jr read about on Facebook.

I saw Bob Dylan in concert like 15 years ago. He played all new stuff except for the encore. I know these artists aren’t a jukebox but come on, man.

Can’t wait until Trump tries to install the next Pope.

I always feel bad for the chicken guy

I never see Earth in the sky.

I’m shocked that people trying to profit off carbon capture are pushing it as a solution over renewables.

FreeCell is my jam