I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

I would expect him to try. Or at least complain about the “liberal judge”.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

They’re also already born, so they can’t pretend to be pro-life.

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

TIL a “pasty” is a pastry, not just an article of “clothing”.

If you’d like to know more (probably NSFW)

“I’m going to be rich, soon” they say while they’re considering payment plans for a Taco Bell order.

I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.

You’re thinking simile. A simian is a seat that vibrates for reasons.

All I know about the game came from watching the first season (arc?) and a coworker who tried to explain newer things. I feel like you could earn a doctorate in the game with the convoluted rules. Need a magnifying glass for reading the text on the cards anymore.

Yu-gi-oh cards. Playing all 5 parts of Exodia results in an immediate win. Things were simpler back then.

More than just sending the poor or prisoners out to “sweep” the field?

All I see is The Count

I never thought about it before, but why/how do some of the most secure places on the planet with some of the most important people in the States get delivery from a local Domino’s? It seems like a MASSIVE risk to the people or buildings.

And here I thought it was just the intro to an A7X song

Friend, I was excited that our house came with a central vacuum.