I like how he’s doing this just because it sounds like a dead man is getting more publicity than Donny.

But I couldn’t walk through a door-sized version if there were a screen, unless there’s some other European magic I didn’t know about.

The fact that they come in door sizes is new to me, but that sounds magical. Now if only bugs didn’t see a cracked door or window and think it’s free real-estate.

Credit goes to Alzward

I’ve been doing my best to avoid those stories. Not because I hope they aren’t real. That’s the problem. I DO hope they’re real. I’m just tired of them melting and would prefer to see them evaporate. I’d also accept sublimation.

Who knows, maybe polio will have a resurgence. It’ll go nicely with the measles surge.

Hear me out…

D.C. Washington D.C. Not Washington state.

I have no idea why anyone would subject children to this life right now. Women are losing autonomy, racism runs rampant. War criminals are nominating for Peace Prizes. Shit just all around sucks.

You’re stronger than me, friend. I’ve lost faith in people long ago.

I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with “home maker” and I went straight to “Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?”

Oh yeah. At a stop sign or traffic light, slow traffic, kinda rested my arms on the wheel and hit the horn on accident. Felt like an ass.

I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.

I’m hoping we get ranked choice voting more widespread because of it.

That’s ridiculous. We won’t have oceans that far in the future.

For even more warning, a child made through procreation via a love potion also loses their nose.

I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

I would expect him to try. Or at least complain about the “liberal judge”.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.