Five lines? Try five words.
Fix this!
TL;DR
Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Some not have way.
*affect
You are correct but this is mtg so effect and affect both have a different check associated with them that can apply differently to weird shit like “copy” effects. Affect here means the affected player is being modified, effect means the spell is being modified.
This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh
Former WotC guy here… I find this hilarious.
I’m pretty sure there’s a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn
Balls of steel
Blow it out your ass
I’m all outta gum.
He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he’s on his last cigar.
Balls of steel.
I’m pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P
Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you’d be basically required to cascade into it
Maybe sideboard for Living End?
Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.
You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck
Duke Nukem for the win
Wouldn’t that include this card