I have a suspicion that “health insurance ceo” is going to rapidly climb the deadliest jobs list

Knowing what people are like, that won’t stop adblockers for long

“You wanna know how I got these scars?”

Absolutely.

A. Even with how shit the world is there’s enough good that exists for it to be worth it.

B. If I didn’t exist, I would never have a chance to help improve the world in my small way.

1st Jan onwards: fat

Even though it’s in alpha, DC20 is great

If like to see the reaction of every Italian when they realize bolognese and lasagne are made out of hamburger according to Americans

“By hamburgers in bulk and flatten”

Just buy some mince and learn how to cook

Another option is freezing it. For stuff that’s hard to wash or heat sensitive (usually sleeping bags or pillows) chuck it in the freezer for a week.

But not the pixel industry apparently

That would make a very different Spiderman

It’s more like “Bob and Jim died in a fire a while ago, so everyone decided to put up with heaps of people dying to hypothermia and uncooked meat”

Thank you, my friend.

Does eyebleach exist on lemmy?

You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck

Yes. Yes we do. Because it is.

Hypopotomonstrososqepideliophobia. The phobia of long words

My prediction is that every other country will watch with a mix of concern and popcorn

That is gonna give you the most epic burp ever

I don’t live in the US but I’m guessing people working at Walmart at 2 am is not getting paid enough