TIHI

Weird, I thought Trump was cool with bounties on government employees…

be me

American’t social mediatard

Britbongs demand money

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I’m so fucking good at this, I haven’t even lost yet! How do I get to the store to buy cosmetics?

Replace “men” with just about any protected class, and this statistic with another one that reflezcts comparably on that group.

Survivorship bias: don’t use the phone they get caught on.

iPhone users

Yes

Lol “aggressively not fun”

Even then, “tough guy” culture includes “tough guy” tattoos, and cop is one of the top “tough guy” jobs, so there’s a strong correlation there.

Technically they were mousing professionally long before they were emotionally prepared for cuddles with us.

Because he unemployed.

No cargo. Planego. Shipgo. Only peasants cargo.

It’s kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.

He has a barbed penis, like a cat.

Y’all ever dab one of these bad boys?

The problem with smoking a nice piece of salmon like this is that I never know which end to light.

I’m no weatherologist, but I don’t think that’s how that works.

Umm, the word is “pooticles”

allegedly

While actively discussing mass shootings.