I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn’t want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.

But look how many awful fish she could be killing!

🙄 That’s your answer to everything.

What’s the three-digit pager code for societal collapse?

We will age and die in our office chairs, and our Zalpha children will burn our bodies to fuel their air conditioners. We will finally find our purpose. Don’t worry about us: we are content enough.

We’ve been around for like sixty years now. If we were milk we would have developed culture. But we’re not so we didn’t.

The bit where they said itch.io was hosting fraud and phishing.

They’ve done enough to hurt themselves.

You can taste AI in their words.

2025: the REAL year of Luigi.

I was expecting a plastic seat.

If they make it too hard I’ll stop watching. I have no intention of watching their ads (ads are psychological abuse), and they charge way-yyy too much for premium.

OMG SO BORING

Av another cado.

Reasonable point. I shall cogitate on that.

In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.

Exactly. If that money has been paid as tax, it might have done more good. He didn’t want people to decide democratically how to spend the money; he wanted to control it himself.

How is babby formed?

Oh Jesus. Imagine what Nigel Farage would say if he overheard me giving the measurements of my curtains in centimeters. He’d have me catapulted to Rwanda.