Gonna need y’all to clue me into the three that aren’t Luigi

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

You’re

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I struggled with this when I got moved to the front end of my store at 22

What an awful day to be literate

Batta reel

…are you unaware that the Republicans are back in office? Or are you just unaware of what they’ve been up to?

goals

I am and probably always will be a tech enthusiast, but as time goes on I find myself more and more looking for old technology to avoid planned obsolescence, anti-repair bs, telemetry & tracking, lack of consideration for quality of life…

This is not how things were supposed to be. But this is how things will be if we don’t do something about oligarchs and certain CEOs.

Huh?

Tweets that give you dysphoria

Is this some sort of iPhone thing I’m not getting, or what?

Unfortunately, my dad’s the “my daddy did it to me so I’m gonna do it to you” type

I could’ve had a savings account above 3 digits if I didn’t have to pay rent the day I turned 18

The joke is that she’s still telling him not to give up after he’s already falling

I still think they look like bees. I’ve only ever known wasps to be black

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I don’t think anyone is arguing the US wasn’t responsible for the current state of affairs, but ok