Ah, a Californian

Nothing no one nothing?

I used to do that in high school, it drove people nuts back in those days

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. “Not with that attitude” is often a fun one, but I’m quite partial to “… but I’m not a botanist” when I’m sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

Sounds cool, but I sure as fuck don’t want my ISP to be marshalling this data.

I didn’t count my facial piercings

But I only have seven holes

Imagine if encyclopedias had ads

Why would I thank management for this?

Thank you!

It actually loads now. There was no error, just Zeno’s progress bar.

I know why.

It’s because it’s a scam.

Sadly, that Church of the Universe link won’t load for me.

Brock “Allen” Turner, the rapist?

Don’t be surprised that fascists use the fascist megaphone.

Lotsa Nazis out there.

Nope, orange

Do it, drive that damn dollar down. I’ve got almost all of my holdings offshore by now.

Write “you ate beets” to a post-it and stick it on the mirror

Beans and Cornbread

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”