Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.
All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
Relevant username
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
Core memory
Then add cumming
So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants
Same for shitting/pissing.
This is well thought out
Not if you sit when you piss like well over 50% of the population of a western country
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
That’s a matter of opinion.
Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like “but wait, theres more!”
Yea, Me too
I don’t. What’s wrong with you?
We ingest proper amounts of fiber in our diets.
The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:
I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!
A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator
