NM is just jealous that CO is better. Don’t put up detectors to keep CO out of your home, embrace it with open arms and lungs!

I’d rather chop off my ding dong than admit that!

Breaddicks in your mouth. You a gay bread!

By targeted, they meant “targeted for recruitment”

Calm down. Everyone knows Websters changed the definition of faggot to refer to loud and obnoxious Harley-Davidson riders in 2009.

Come on down to the sugar plantation, we’d like to have a word with you out back… by the tool shed.

Idk, “equally shitty” does have equality in it. 🤔

Just rent space in your colleague’s house and they rent space in yours through a series of LLCs that form a cooperative that bills Amazon.

LinkedIn, duh.

Time for 2 Fast 2 Furious. This time with serial numbers and trackers that will be slightly harder to remove.

You’re in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

https://tenor.com/vVz9.gif

Because education is the devil’s work!

Sole Prop(rietor), but it’s still just a pass-through LLC for one person. More of a legal separation for liability than anything else in the US.

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

Please, everyone knows it is the Momoa effect.

Americans might, but fat Cornfed Americans wouldn’t dare be that unpatriotic.