Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.
All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
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Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
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Core memory
Then add cumming
So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants
Same for shitting/pissing.
This is well thought out
Not if you sit when you piss like well over 50% of the population of a western country
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
That’s a matter of opinion.
Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like “but wait, theres more!”
Yea, Me too
I don’t. What’s wrong with you?
We ingest proper amounts of fiber in our diets.
The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:
Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator
Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!
Personally, I’d find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.
But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.
…Right?
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
Imagine if poop came out!
No, I don’t think I will
