Trailblazing Braille Taser

Get your ground up White House dust! It cures what ails you.

All in favor of renaming botanical fruits to “gruntled”?

Aye

Edit: God damn you, autocorrect

If they had value, they would be “priceful” but the article clearly states the opposite.

I do like my AirPods, but I’m still pissed off that the duopoly killed the headphone jack. Give me back my headphone jack!!

Oh my god, why did they name it “Lubelogger”?

It’s not a lie if you can obtain a trademark… our LLM is AI™. Just like how Teslas are Fully Self Driving™.

Oh man, the tagline is so good! Trust his instincts

Not quite what you asked for, but here: https://puffer.stanford.edu/

What you’re missing is that the response was out of proportion. If I park my car in a street sweeping zone, they don’t cart me off to jail, they write a ticket.

I started using NixOS and it has been ridiculously easy.

In your /etc/nixos/configuration.nix:

services.jellyfin.enable = true;

If you need more options, just search.

The reload time is zero, but teleporting N meters away takes N seconds. Oh, and it looks like the transporter effect from Star Trek where you fade out and get all sparkly.

Personally, I prefer the ziggurat cheese technique compared to the concentric cheese rectangles

I like that the hat moves from the frog to the bear between frames 1 and 4

Don’t worry, Walmart is working on creating Shrimpman

I have a high tolerance for technical stuff, but quite honestly I am overwhelmed by the *arr tools. I have never been able to understand exactly what they each do, how to make them work together, and what the prerequisites are, e.g. a Usenet account.

I think “break fast” is one of those things you don’t know until you do. You can know what a word means without guessing its etymology.

Bro, the reason the school calls them “volunteer hours” is because the places that need help are asking for volunteers. Even though it’s mandatory for students, these are hours at a volunteering opportunity. Interacting with the community is part of growing up, and part of their education. It’s not slavery.

I recall in a high school biology class, a classmate asked whether atoms were alive. The teacher was kind, but perplexed. She went into detail about how cells, which we do consider to be alive, are built out of molecules (not alive), which are built from atoms (not alive), etc. I’m not sure the question asker had ever considered that cells are not the same as atoms 🤔

Like she could have you bend over and she’d put a paper on your back and write on it?

The core of Christianity is internalizing the contradiction of three gods that are actually one. With the axiom that 3 = 1, you can prove anything. This is how you can believe that Jesus taught radical acceptance, but it’s okay to hate anyone who’s different than you.