How else are people at Trader Joes going to hear Cannibal Corpse?
And if they object, then they deserve their hammer smashed face :)
The song “You Suffer” by Napalm Death is the perfect text notification tone.
Had an old on and off girlfriend - fantastic body, great sex, mad as a box of minions. Not a healthy relationship and 1.5 years later going nowhere. When she’d call, the iPhone would ring with Alan Parsons Project:
Don’t answer me
Don’t break the silence, don’t let me win
Don’t answer me
Stay on your island, don’t let me in
Run away and hide from everyone
Worked a treat.
Not a ringtone but back when it was still on Spotify, I used this as my wake-up alarm
I don’t think I need to explain why.
A CLASSIC
Question is… why not?
It feels weird when some dude starts singing when someone calls someone.
Feels weird to whom?
That guy obviously
…people still have ringtones?
MULATTO BUTTS!!!
Since I own a smart watch my ringer is set to silent 99.99% of the time. A tiny buzz on my wrist is all I need, also no notifications for any type of social media to minimise screen time.
My in-laws on the other hand are both max volume ringtones with vocal-kind of people. It frightens me every time I’m driving with my father-in-law and his phone starts blasting the theme song from the series Outlander on max volume.
Sing me a song of a past that was gone? Seriously odd ringer choice
Yes and also yes
You don’t have Cat Party?
Holy shit I was just watching this last night. Frisky dingo was underrated.
It was Archer before Archer.
I heard it is all about Dog Party now!
Back when I had a flip phone, I realized that I could use any MP3 as a ringtone. So I used a song from a rhythm game that started with a woman yelling “Attention!”
It was super effective.
Because mine is the Muppets singing Ode to Joy. No further explanation needed.
One of my co-workers is a stoic boomer who’s in charge of a huge division of the company. His ringtone is the original Mahna Mahna and it cracks me up every single time.
I had that one for awhile, but the me-me-me-meeps won me over.
Does nyancat have vocals?
Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop.
IDK but it’s funny to see people jump out of their skin when my mother’s phone goes off.😆
Trololo guy. Why? Life is absurd.
My ring tone is the theme from the old Addams Family tv show, and my text notification is the Zelda opening chime.
