He looks like he’s turning into Mel Gibson.

Just don’t put the pasta next to the antipasta.

Andy Serkis as Epona.

While wearing his glasses.

“I scurred.”

“I’m so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!”

It’s actually a decent little sci-fi from the Knight Rider/Airwolf era. It stares Desi Arnaz & Lucille Ball’s son.

One of my favorites as a kid.

I read that in Meatwad’s voice.

Chris Hemsworth wearing Batman pajamas is perfect.

Elon thinks he’s Tony Stark when he’s clearly Justin Hammer.

Castle theme intensifies

I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.

I’m trying not to make a scene on the train imagining Supes with an Emo cut and snapping his fingers at people.

Back at the station

Officer: “Forensics just came back, the two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”

Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”

Look up Hobbes & Bacon, a fan comic where Calvin and Susie got married, had a little girl, and now she runs around with Hobbes.

The deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.

Me: “Do you have a chewable tablet in the shape of a Hanna-Barbara character?”

Morpheus:, under his breath: “Okay, maybe he isn’t the One.”

“I shall sing for you the song of my people.

…is that a rolled up newspaper?”