

Fuddrucker’s
Fuddrucker’s
This is why you break bad laws for good reasons.
It’s the only way they’ll understand.
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
I remember being on GeoCities or Lycos and just incrementing the site number to see different sites.
Star Trek, Star Wars, Lego, PORN!
“The council will decide your fate.”
Conclusion: spreadsheets corrupt human empathy.
If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.
They still had unsunken ships in the Black Sea?
Gordon Freeman steps out of the clean room
“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”
Other scientist: “What?”
Gordon pulls a shotgun from his locker and starts loading it
“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”
Gordon cocks it and steps back into the clean room
You don’t remember the crazy end times truther living in his RV?
I mean, I understand if you don’t. 2012 is not peak cinema.
We’re fucked.
Earth’s fine, we’re fucked.
Woody Harrelson tried to warn us.
Stay away from my family!
“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”
flashbacks to the early days of Imgur
that.gif
“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”
Meanwhile in the kitchen
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE
The Magic School Bus Delivers Aid To Gaza
He looks distressed.
On his way to your kitchen cause you left a piece of chocolate cake out next to half a salami.