fruit salad with marshmallows, macaroni and mayonnaise?

none of these words should be that close together

with french-dubbed media, which my kids require.

Your kids will learn other languages reeeeeaaaally quickly if you show them their favourite shows in those languages.

Your NAS also won’t randomly stop showing certain seasons of shows.

Nah that one’s just as shit, just with a liberal twist.

Europe don’t use Huawei.

Not anymore, but my 3 previous phones were all Huawei.

“I’m a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk”

I see no flaws in his logic.

she was just mad that her privileges were distributed fairly for once

Cat.

My life, nowadays:

According to the affidavit, two girls slept on a pull-out couch in the basement, while two others slept in a bedroom in the basement. The third girl, who didn’t drink much of the smoothie, reported that Meyden came downstairs more than once. She had been sleeping close to another girl and said Meyden tried to physically separate the two, the document stated.

After Meyden went back upstairs, the third girl, frightened for her friend who had been sleeping heavily, again pulled close to her, the affidavit said.

Meyden returned a second time and again tried to separate the girls from each other. He also put his finger underneath the nose of the girl who pretended to be sleeping “as if to see if she was soundly asleep, he then waved his hand in front of her face,” she told police, according to the affidavit.

I’m not sure but it does sound fishy as fuck.

So that’s the real Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Farts feel pain?

Good bits last from 0:16 to 1:20, rest of the video is just the hosts discussing it.

nice balls bro

“Fuck it, I give up”

I’m not very succesful in life.

I enjoyed the first few but yeah once the AI - generated stuff came along it lost its charm for me.

Jake & Bake

oh shit me too i think lol

Jrousers, you peasant.

Greater Kurdistan