Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

something something Ai powered something

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence

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You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”

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A Power Strip?

I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.

Beans

vacation? that would crazy.

“For Me…” gratingly said with vocal fry

but, I need to just sit and stare out the window for a while