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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Please be satire

sh.itjust.works

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Please be satire

sh.itjust.works

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    Personally. I don’t consider it a vacation until I’m cut off from everyone and everything. Let me relax in peace for a while, without distractions.

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      For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.

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      That’s exactly why I’m taking my first cruise this year, and I’ll be damn sure that the Wi-Fi doesn’t work

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        Oh don’t worry, you won’t have to try to break the wifi.

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      I went on a 2 week holiday earlier this year and I barely took a single picture lol

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    Hmmm

    Hmm

    • Korne127@lemmy.world
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      Shitposting on Lemmy would still be a post and prohibited though

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Oh I get it! The noble choice would be to choose NEITHER OF THESE THINGS, am I doing this right?

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    I don’t even take pictures

    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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      Right? I only ever use pics to refer back to certain incidents “like see, on the 8th of December this what happened that day Cindy you fucking liar” and so on

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      Yeah my family loves taking pictures. I just try to take pictures of nice scenes and stuff.

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      I take plenty. It’s nice to reminiscent and often family and friends ask to see something. I don’t post them anywhere though.

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    I would absolutely not go if I had to post something.

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    are you really vacationing if there is no one to witness it

    • Godnroc@lemmy.world
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      Only if you’re doing it right. Witnesses are a problem.

      Wait, did you say vacation?

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      you are both vacationing and not vacationing until is observed

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        The problem with trying to observe a vacation is the amount of light involved. Experiments have shown that applying the necessary amount of light to render the vacation observable often results in the whole thing being called off anyway.

        • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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          The need for vacation within a closed system always goes up.

      • NoFuckingWaynado@lemmy.world
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        Two for one you sly devil you! Niiice!

      • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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        you can not measure the location and the speed of your vacation at the same time with high precision

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        If you’re on the beach do you get Schrödinger’s tan?

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      I volunteer to witness vacations if anyone needs help.

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    Sadly, this was a thing even before the web, let alone social media. There’s always been people for whom the vacations didn’t even “happen” unless they get to go on incessantly about them when they come back, ideally subjecting you to two hours of photos that mean very little to you. They derive little enjoyment from actually being there, they take it from showing it others…

    For some people life is not worth living without external validation. Sad.

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    Allrighty, I’ll use other request types, like PUT, or just base64 encode and GET it :D

  • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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    Someone never cruised before social media was invented and now suffers brain rot. A lot of people actually.

    Stare out at a vast expanse of water and think about life, children.

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      I’m down, you payin?

      • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        They’re actually not that unaffordable, I was surprised. Starts at like $600 for single person 3-day, which isn’t amazing but is pretty fair as vacation budgets go.

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    I understand wanting to share pictures of your trip and stuff, but if it’s such a compulsive need you wouldn’t be able to not do it, you’ve got issues.

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      Yeah, plus it’s not like you couldn’t just share stuff when you get home.

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    First, What’s a vacation?

    Second, I don’t post anything on line now as it is.

    • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
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      Well this is awkward…

      • bluewing@lemm.ee
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        I would certainly hope so…

    • GoodEye8@lemm.ee
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      Technically, you just posted a comment.

  • Praise Idleness@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

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    Consider the asker. Y’all have fun with your selfies, I’m going on vacation.

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000@sh.itjust.works
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    vacation? that would crazy.

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    Uh gee, for starters don’t go around broadcasting that you’re not home. Watching your stuff. Do you want property theft? Because that’s how you get property theft! You can brag and selectively post all the highlights and none of the lowlights when you’re back if you think that you need that to feel better about yourself.

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    Take the pictures, post them later

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