For me it’d have to be Ultima II, aka Time Bandits: The Videogame. Although back then, both had those cool cloth maps.

Shoulda made a left turn at Tatooine

Skipped leg day

Cats with frickin’ laser beams

Looks like it’s holding a big baby. Awwww!

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

Pac-rat

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

Alabama got rid of slavery in 2022.

WTF CA?

For using a park toilet, I was instructed to always raise then slam the seat down for reasons

Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.

Found Waldo!

Make it stop

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?